Dragon fingernail?

Graeme's student Albert brought a very beautiful gift from Taiwan. It's a bottle opener, however, the insert explaining the gift is a bit difficult to figure out. Any interpretations?

20 week belly and a cool gift

Here is my belly this evening. I've always been posting morning shots, when my belly is significantly smaller. I seem to get bigger through the day as I retain water. I am definitely showing by the end of the day.

Tonight we were at Laura Sue's birthday party. We saw Amanda and John for the first time in months. Apparently, they bought a gift for Baby Texan soon after finding out that she was on her way. It's fantastic: